Garytoons!

So… I have this shirt.

And it’s a great shirt.  It’s kind of light purplish in color (my wife thinks it’s pink, but it’s not), and it has these great green and white stripes.  It’s one of my favorite shirts.

And my wife hates it.  Despises it.  Loathes it.  She would probably rather that I wear a shirt made out of feathers than this shirt.  Or pretty much any other shirt on the planet, besides this one.  Does not like it.  At.  All.

And then I have this other shirt.

And it’s all right.  There’s nothing particularly wrong with it.  It’s a green shirt.

But it’s sooooooooooooooooooo boring!  It’s one solid color!  Where’s the flair in that?  Needless to say, it’s nowhere near as interesting as my cool purple and green shirt.

And my wife loves it.  And I’ve gotten compliments from several other people besides her about how nice I look in this shirt.

All of which goes to prove that I know absolutely nothing about anything even remotely related to the world of fashion.  And I never will.

And I am okay with that.  Occasionally, I even get a comic strip out of it.